Jump to content
Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -

 Lust, love & marriage    


Mr-X
 Share

Recommended Posts

LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.

LUST: When all you write is your phone number.

MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.

LOVE: When sex is called "making love".

LUST: When sex is called "doing it".

MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.

LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.

LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.

MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.

LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.

MARRIAGE: When you argue about money.

LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.

LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.

MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.

LOVE: When nobody else matters.

LUST: When nobody else knows.

MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who  knows.

LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner.

LUST: When you like to see each other naked.

MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.

LOVE: When you share everything you own.

LUST: When you steal everything they own.

MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.

LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."

LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.

MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to b****.

LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it.

MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."

LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"

MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 
  • Replies 2
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Mr-X

    1

  • Kira

    1

  • nativechick1989

    1

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2

More to take to work to entertain us thanx X ;D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 years later...

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.