Lust, love & marriage

[Mr-X]

LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.

LUST: When all you write is your phone number.

MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.

LOVE: When sex is called "making love".

LUST: When sex is called "doing it".

MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.

LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.

LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.

MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.

LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.

MARRIAGE: When you argue about money.

LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.

LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.

MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.

LOVE: When nobody else matters.

LUST: When nobody else knows.

MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who  knows.

LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner.

LUST: When you like to see each other naked.

MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.

LOVE: When you share everything you own.

LUST: When you steal everything they own.

MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.

LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."

LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.

MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to b****.

LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it.

MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."

LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"

MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."

[Kira]

:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2

More to take to work to entertain us thanx X ;D

[nativechick1989]

That's funny!