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Paris Hilton's going to prison


Mad Manfred

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Let's all try to put this into perspective, she's only getting 45 days for a series of crimes that would put most of us up on blocks for at least three to six months. I've personally seen second offence DUI get longer than that.

As much as we all like to see the rich get treated like the rest of us, this isn't such an occasion. The food is no where what she is used to so, she'll probably claim a hardship and get an early release.

Either way, she'll have someone write a book about her experiences in the joint, put her name on it and Oprah will push it for her. Six months from now, we'll have to endure the play by play coverage of the ghost writter sueing her for royalty rights. That ought to last a couple of years...

Look on the bright side. For a full 45 days, there is a glimmer of a hope that the news will have to report on something other than how drunk/stoned/naked she got last weekend.

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I heard about this the other day. And I must say "about time." I mean even if she's famous, Paris does deserve some jail time. For breaking the law. Not even famous people can't escape the law. I hope she learns something from her time in jail/prison.

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Woot woot! It's about time ;).

You people are pathetic. She's going to prison, so what? You're all acting like somehow your own lives have been bettered because she'll be in jail. I got news for ya' -- your life isn't going to be one iota better. Whether she goes to jail, whether she goes around violating traffic laws -- I still have to get up in the morning, go to work, pay my bills, and keep my woman happy. Nothing changes.

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The ironic thing is, even if she was passed around like a doobie in that prison she'd probably be having less sex than usual.

*GASP!* Paris Hilton has sex!?!

I love it how we criticize someone for doing the exact same thing we all do. I doubt any on this board are angels.

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*GASP!* Paris Hilton has sex!?!

I love it how we criticize someone for doing the exact same thing we all do. I doubt any on this board are angels.

Dont tar us all with the same brush bruce, Mrs Scrummage & I gave that up years ago!! and for every night that two penny scrubber spends in jail, the younger i feel! C´mon

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You people are pathetic. She's going to prison, so what? You're all acting like somehow your own lives have been bettered because she'll be in jail. I got news for ya' -- your life isn't going to be one iota better. Whether she goes to jail, whether she goes around violating traffic laws -- I still have to get up in the morning, go to work, pay my bills, and keep my woman happy. Nothing changes.

Who said Paris going to prison was a ‘life changing’ experience. It’s just one of those ‘OH YEAH… :w00t: Paris is going to prison! WHOOO who’s bad? Who’s the daddy? OH yeah! GOOD NEWS! :w00t::rofl::w00t: ’ moments and then it's go back to normal, work, pay the bill, keep your woman happy.. and return back to the 'oh no the‘earth is dying’ and everything is just a ‘waste of my time’ feelings.

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*sigh*

The world would be a better place without three things;

Religion

Cancer

Celebrities

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You people are pathetic. She's going to prison, so what? You're all acting like somehow your own lives have been bettered because she'll be in jail. I got news for ya' -- your life isn't going to be one iota better. Whether she goes to jail, whether she goes around violating traffic laws -- I still have to get up in the morning, go to work, pay my bills, and keep my woman happy. Nothing changes.
I assume there are no young girls in your family who are at that impressionable age? It's kind of aggrevating to fight with them on a regualr basis about what is appropriate behavior when they are cought up thinking that Paris and Brittney are "role models". The next time a teen daughter tells her mother that Paris does it, that mother can now turn around and say "Yep, and Paris' @$$ went to jail too!".

The sick thing about it is that now we'll have a whole generation of girls going to jail to be just like thta sleezzy good for nothing.

But, to address your point mopre directly, no it won't change my life although, it might make one aspect of it a little easier.

Follow in an idiots footprints and you'll likely be eaten by what ever ate him.

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*GASP!* Paris Hilton has sex!?!

I love it how we criticize someone for doing the exact same thing we all do. I doubt any on this board are angels.

I don't hate her because she has sex, I hate her because sex is all she apparently has to offer the world.

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I don't hate her because she has sex, I hate her because sex is all she apparently has to offer the world.

Great point

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she'll probably stay in o.j.'s old cell..then live to profit from it...

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she'll probably stay in o.j.'s old cell..then live to profit from it...

Sounds like Paris would prefer it if OJ was still in the cell with her at the same time.-

Judging from the post below- :mellow:

Mrs Scrummage was horrified at the sight seeing Paris performing an ungodly act on this body builder Black man...

My only remark is that he was a poor swordsman by any standard....

:lol:

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Sounds like Paris would prefer it if OJ was still in the cell with her at the same time.-

Judging from the post below- :mellow:

:lol:

Room is left for wondering if Lewd Scrummage was referring to pork swords or the Excalibur variety. Poor little Paris, if only she'd been snorting with Pete Doherty, she might just have a new contract. But wait, she can now do a cover called Jailhouse Frock.

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:clap::clap: And justice for all!

Now if only she would have to serve in general population, just like any one of us , for the same conviction, it would be fair and equal justice.

I think they should put her in maximum security... But we alll need a Paris Hilton or else we would be here talking and discussing...

She is over rated and I think it is the media put her on a pedestal and brought her up in her fame. Instead of teaching children of today to act like Paris is okay, maybe there wouldn't be as much child haressment and all that comes along with it.

( NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE< JUST MY OPINION)

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Dont tar us all with the same brush bruce, Mrs Scrummage & I gave that up years ago!! and for every night that two penny scrubber spends in jail, the younger i feel! C´mon

God I hope I never get old...

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Dont tar us all with the same brush bruce, Mrs Scrummage & I gave that up years ago!!

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Yes you did, didn't you.

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I am tired of Paris Hilton being on the news all the time she is on tv when she sneezes.

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Paris is now fighting to keep her precious "freedom." I'm sorry but that's not right. Other famous people are allowed to go to jail. But not Paris?! What the heck?! I hope that little *insert missing word* goes to jail!

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God I hope I never get old...

You will get old Kalel, and when you do, you will look at your wife, and all you will see is the house keeper, except with affection & fond memories of the monumental sex you used to have!!!!

for they are mere memories washing by like tears in the rain...

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*sigh*

The world would be a better place without three things;

Religion

Cancer

Celebrities

You forgot to mention the internet.
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The Governator is going to spring her.

She had a lousy lawyer or no lawyer that didn't tell her the correct number of months in the sentence.

This is a good ploy any way and she fired her publicist after she was arrested, who said it was 30 days.

If the Governor gets her a good lawyer and can hold it up: she is a good driver, low alcohol level just at or over the limit,

did not take corrective studies that say eat or give the drink time to reduce effects, first time offense, will give free ad spots,

learn to show up at the studies that a lawyer would tell he to go to or you would not complete the sentence.

Not going to the rehab driving classes is a bad sign, yet how could she go with out a car. I think you have limited daytime

driving allowances in LA under the suspensions. No night time thats for sure.

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You forgot to mention the internet.

But...how will people find their porn?

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