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Total Recall when he shoots his wife to death:

Wife: But we're married!

*BANG*

Arnie: Considah dis a divooorce!

but who could ever forget this line from True Lies

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Arnie definitely has some of the worst lines in movies, i love them though

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Although it wasn't dialogue, Lord of the Rings two towers where Legalos skates on a shield.

LOL, that part was so cool.

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Total Recall when he shoots his wife to death:

Wife: But we're married!

*BANG*

Arnie: Considah dis a divooorce!

:lol: HTF did i forget that one...even the way you wrote it has me in stitches :lol: ...

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^ Sweet! when I get home and am free to roam the entirety of the internet (damn work blocks), I am definitely checking this out. It is guarranteed to be hilarious!

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Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?

Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

-Army of Darkness

The entire movie is pretty cheesy actually but I can't bear to throw it out. :lol:

Yeah, it's cheesy, but that the whole point of the movie, isn't it? :P

1- It's not a line, but in Spider-Man 3 when Peter Parker looks himself at the mirror and becomes EMO PARKER never fails to crack me up.

2- "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

3- "Tonight I dine on turtle soup" from the old TMNT show.

4- "I think World War II just started." from Pearl Harbor. Thanks for stating the obvious :P

5- "Rafe I'm pregnant... I didn't even know until the day you turned up alive... and then all this happened... I haven't told Danny... I don't want him to know. All he needs to think about is how to do this mission and get back alive. Oh Rafe, all I ever wanted was for us to have a home and grow old together, but life never asked me what I wanted. Now I'm going to give Danny my whole heart... but I don't think I'll ever look at another sunset without thinking of you... I'll love you my whole life" from Pearl Harbor. Aaaaaaw...

6- "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow" :lol:

7- "Gimme some sugar, baby" Cheesy quote if there ever was one :P

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Alternatively, in Predator when Arnie bursts through the door and says "knock knock" before shooting everyone in the room.

I can assure you that if you tried that in real life, you'd have sixteen bullets in you before you could say "knock" for the second time

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LOL, true true.

Or in the Eraser, after he kill the croc, "You're luggage" :lol:

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It's amazing how many of these are attributed to either Arnold or Independence Day.

How about Jerry Mcguire?

"You had me at hello."

"Show me the Money!"

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"Today we celebrate our Independence Day'' US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) Independence Day :sleepy: spare me :sleepy:

Oh MY GOD!!! That is EXACTLY the worst line of any movie ever. I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw this thread.

PUKE.

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Shanghai Noon:

"Looks like what we got here is a Mexican Stand off...'cept I don't see any Mexicans."

I HATE that!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh MY GOD!!! That is EXACTLY the worst line of any movie ever. I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw this thread.

PUKE.

lmao!!

I hear ya true, every time i think of that line i have this crazy urge to fart...even when post'n it i raised a cheek & let one rip...

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Anything that starts "Yo! Paulie..."

"ADRIAAAAN!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

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Here are some of the worst lines of dialogue from the one dude your ever gonna see.

The best part is this dude is no actor ...

:lol::rofl::lol:
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Some lines from Plan 9 from Outer Space

For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town. A small town I'll admit, but nevertheless a town of people. People who died.
Colonel Tom Edwards

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One thing's for certain - Inspector Clay's dead. Murdured. And somebody's responsible!
The lieutenant

^^^^ :P:D

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GENERAL ROBERTS

There are flying saucers. There's no doubt they are in our skies. They've been

there for some time.

COL. EDWARDS

What're we going to do about them?

GENERAL ROBERTS

Who knows?

COL. EDWARDS

Then, uh, they really are there?

GENERAL ROBERTS

I thought you were convinced of that!

COL. EDWARDS

I am.

^^^^^^WTF?! :huh:

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I'm a big boy now, Johnny!
Inspector Clay

^^^^^^^^ :lol:

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...continued on next post.

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Let's go down and find out whose grave it is.

How?

By going down and finding out!

Are you sure you mean that Lieutenant?

If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't have said it!
Lieutenant and cop

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From the blast arose the shadowy figure of the DEAD OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Criswell

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Now, don't you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there.
The pilot's wife

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Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space!
Criswell

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Never heard metal sound like that before!

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Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?
Criswell

A few things messed up with that quote from Criswell. "The full story of what happened that fateful day", "Those who survived this terrifying ordeal", and "Those who have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony..."? They're trying to make it seem like this was real! Also, the part with future events sounds weird.

Can you prove it didn't happen?

Sure thing, Criswell!

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...continued on next post.

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You hear anything?

Thought I did.

Don't like hearing noises, especially when there ain't supposed to be any.

Yeah, kinda spooky-like.

Maybe we're getting old.

Well, whatever it is, it's gone now.

That's the best thing for us too, gone.

Yeah, let's go
The gravediggers

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Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... NEVER TO RETURN AGAIN!
Criswell

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That's the end of that one. Atmospheric conditions in outer space often interfere with transmitting.
General Roberts

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Tell me something. Why was his wife buried in the ground, and he was in a crypt?

Something to do with family tradition. A superstition of some sort.

Then, unenthusiastiacally:

Oh.
The couple at the old man's funeral

:alien::alien: crypto :alien::alien:

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Nobody puts Baby in a corner! - Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing

This one gets my vote... Ya beat me to it!

:lol:

Ya, and Kratos got the other one from Army of Darkness that was on the tip of my tongue. Booo... everyone got to 'em before me!

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I have to add one from 300 (one of my favourite movies of all time).

It's a small one but enough to break the immersion for me.

After Leonidas meets with Xerxes he returns to his men (they've just finished building the wall of human corpses).

"Move it MeeEEEeen" :lol: it was like someone gave him a wedgie half way through his sentence.

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