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"Custer's Last Thoughts"


Rae
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  Wanted to share this with you all.

 

 An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed."

 Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the h*ll is this?" screamed the billionaire.

 "Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

 "No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

 "And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those ****ing Indians.'"

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  NICE ONE Rae....... :sk

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Cute, were did you find this joke?
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That was sick!!! It's taken me two min. to stop laughing.

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