Rae Posted July 18, 2002 #1 Share Posted July 18, 2002 Wanted to share this with you all. An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed." Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the h*ll is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly. "No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!" "And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those ****ing Indians.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceyKC Posted July 18, 2002 #2 Share Posted July 18, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted July 18, 2002 #3 Share Posted July 18, 2002 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 ;D NICE ONE Rae....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted July 19, 2002 #4 Share Posted July 19, 2002 :s2 Very funny Rae :s2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostboo Posted July 22, 2002 #5 Share Posted July 22, 2002 :s2Oh my God!That was messed up!Very good,Rae!Very good! :s09boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odinsupreme Posted July 22, 2002 #6 Share Posted July 22, 2002 ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted July 22, 2002 #7 Share Posted July 22, 2002 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Big Sea Posted December 29, 2003 #8 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Cute, were did you find this joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefirstman Posted December 29, 2003 #9 Share Posted December 29, 2003 That was great.Where did you dig tht one from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosswarrior Posted December 29, 2003 #10 Share Posted December 29, 2003 That was sick!!! It's taken me two min. to stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneEye Posted December 29, 2003 #11 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Luckily we just learned about that in school, or I would've been very lost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired_dad Posted December 30, 2003 #12 Share Posted December 30, 2003 And here I thought it was the tomahawk that removed the back half of his head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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