JustNormal Posted July 2, 2007 #76 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Come on-- that story about the corn was priceless. Which was funny as hell! At worst, IG is making it up, which means he's a talented humorist. If you think it's easy to come up with material like this, go ahead and try it! I would buy the book. LOL Ok I agree the corn ritual was funny as Hell and basically so was the entire ordeal..I could make up a story in 2 minutes: I ask: Who are you, I am Kathy Ouija: Who is Kathy Me: I am, who are you? It: I am Kathoe Me: Thank you, but I need some advice It: What advice mean? Me: I have a few friends that are breaking up and I want to help what do I do? Mostly they have 2 children and a dog, and I am worried for them all.. It: What is a dog? Me: Its a pet, an animal It: May I speak to an animal Me: Not animals cant talk It: who doesnt talk pets? Me: No the dog named Boozer It: What is a boozer? Me: Just tell me what to do, how can I help? It: Help is for those who in a dark paralell unsiverse is able to connect this couple and animal pet in which due to the ozone layer has ruined society known as man. It is pet's past life that has united this family. Me: WOW you are amazing, so what can I do to help? It: Help comes from deep inside the pet. Me; SO WHAT IS THE DAMN ANSWER?? It: The damn answer is, in lieu of previous lifetime the pet animal must be fed Kibbles and Bits, and ordered to chase his tail 7 times a day for 14 years, otherwise the marriage wont work. Me' OMG Thank you, but who will get the kids when and if they break up? It: Pet animal get kids. Easy as Pie Boorite.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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