Grandmother grows mystery horn on forehead

Holy *snip*

why is it that all the cool mutant conditions only seem to occur in third world countries? i for one wouldnt mind so much being a tree man or having devil horns! i would never have to wear a costume on halloween for instance... and besides that ive heard that the tree man has been getting all the ladies in his village since getting home from the hospital. i sure wouldnt mind a couple saucy tree nymphs hangin around my hut if id been through all that he has lol i wonder if any of these conditions are caused by damage to dna? im no expert, but i would think that their bodies are manufacturing pr... [More]

Um...right

She's the DEVIL!!! She could run for a presidency somewhere ...

There is a condition that can make this happen but I forget what it's called. So I'm just going to go ahead and make some kind of joke about country folk having sex with goats. That ought to do it. Well played!

Well played! Seconded, well played indeed!

80 years old and still a little horny, good on ya granny LOL

80 years old and still a little horny, good on ya granny LOL LOL! Awesome.

i sure wouldnt mind a couple saucy tree nymphs hangin around my hut if id been through all that he has lol Don't know about you, but I don't fancy girls whose bodys are covered in fingernails.

I'm not too sure about that one. . .