UM-Bot Posted November 1, 2004 #1 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win. Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote. View: Full Article | Source: Yahoo News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar Posted November 1, 2004 #2 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Planets supporting Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Caspian Hare Posted November 1, 2004 #3 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Yeah, well I slaughtered a goat the other day, and the pattern of the spilled entrails indicates a Bush win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted November 1, 2004 #4 Share Posted November 1, 2004 If the planets are right, we soon will know. And if they are wrong, its because Bush cheated (again) - you know his good friend is in charge of the voting *thanks the planets for helping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpius Posted November 1, 2004 #5 Share Posted November 1, 2004 It's more of an interpretation of the alignment of the planets. A distinct future for the US election. I'm hoping we don't see another riot in the next inauguration. The media didn't cover the events at Bush's inauguration, from what I'm aware of, due to the protesters; making it the worst Presidential inauguration (am i right?). If Bush wins there most likely will be an assasination attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffybunny Posted November 1, 2004 #6 Share Posted November 1, 2004 What do the planets say about all of the lawsuits that will follow the election? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpius Posted November 1, 2004 #7 Share Posted November 1, 2004 That's a doozy, Fluffy. They say that'll go down the drain, like the US economy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fire Posted November 1, 2004 #8 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Here's a better predicting forecast. Pretty interesting. http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/election.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skela Posted November 1, 2004 #9 Share Posted November 1, 2004 (edited) Lies, all lies!!! Bush will win, there's no question about it Oh and if astrologers predict that Kerry will win, heh... I'll bet a laaarge amount of money on Bush... "Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper. Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. <---- hahahahha calculate my ****! Edited November 1, 2004 by Skela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucidElement Posted November 2, 2004 #10 Share Posted November 2, 2004 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATEEE KERRY!!!! ILL HAVE TO BUY A GUY TO PROTECT MYSELF!!! NOOOOO!!!! CMON!!! BUSH!!!! ATTA BOY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecInca Posted November 2, 2004 #11 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Oh, im sure, if an Indian astrologet says so then who am i to disagree, its not like thy could possibly be wrong now could they!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpius Posted November 2, 2004 #12 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Lies, all lies!!! Bush will win, there's no question about it 335104[/snapback] Wrong choice of words Skela. It's only a prediction, and must be viewed as such. You cannot consider it as "lies"... catch my drift. Well maybe in time of crisis, like 9/11 the US doesn't have to deal with an unprepared President (Bush)--sitting in a classroom, while planes bombard his country. If I was Bush I'd tell the students that I'd have to go to the washroom or something and try to get as much into it as soon as I get the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeOrb Posted November 2, 2004 #13 Share Posted November 2, 2004 no! Nader will win!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deimos Posted November 2, 2004 #14 Share Posted November 2, 2004 sounds like a bunch of BS to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaero Posted November 2, 2004 #15 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I can't understand why people want Bush perhaps ... America is .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fire Posted November 2, 2004 #16 Share Posted November 2, 2004 The actual odds are in favor of Bush. We Americans also have mixed feeling of other country leaders as well, including Tony Blair. But I guess you'd have to live there to understand. But we'll just have to wait and see for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skela Posted November 2, 2004 #17 Share Posted November 2, 2004 "Wrong choice of words Skela. It's only a prediction, and must be viewed as such. You cannot consider it as "lies"... catch my drift." <-- I can call it what ever I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fire Posted November 2, 2004 #18 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I like I would say: "If it works, don't bother explaining why." That's what an unexplained mystery is all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Big Sea Posted November 2, 2004 #19 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I got a DVD on the Supernatural about Tarot Cards and this sort of thing I found it very interesting. Now I want to see if Kerry wins after reading this article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted November 2, 2004 #20 Share Posted November 2, 2004 If the planets are right, we soon will know. And if they are wrong, its because Bush cheated (again) - you know his good friend is in charge of the voting *thanks the planets for helping 334808[/snapback] I may be wrong and selfish in saying this, but I'm kinda hoping Bush wins... only because it'll give you more incentive to move up here with your grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearfulone Posted November 2, 2004 #21 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Well, you know they say that if the Washington Redskins (football team) win the weekend before election day that the incumbent president (bush) wins, if the opposing team wins (in this case the Green Bay Packers), then the opposing candidate (kerry) wins....this game has called the last 15 elections....Washington lost to the Packers on sunday...which means none other than kerry would be our president and i'm leaving the country....damn stars and football games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallpackage Posted November 3, 2004 #22 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Oh, im sure, if an Indian astrologet says so then who am i to disagree, its not like thy could possibly be wrong now could they!?! 336172[/snapback] Man yo, thats like having the pope judge whoever has the better rap song. It just doesn't work. (if that made no sense to you at all, ignore it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunspot Posted November 3, 2004 #23 Share Posted November 3, 2004 A 50/50 chance of getting right...and the Astrologers still got it wrong LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fire Posted November 3, 2004 #24 Share Posted November 3, 2004 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted November 3, 2004 #25 Share Posted November 3, 2004 looks like the planets were wrong...... >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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