Jump to content
Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -

Astrologers say planets favour Kerry to win


UM-Bot

Recommended Posts

news icon rSurveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win. Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

news icon View: Full Article | Source: Yahoo News

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 25
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Dark Fire

    4

  • Scorpius

    3

  • Skela

    2

  • fearfulone

    1

Top Posters In This Topic

laugh.gif

Planets supporting Kerry

laugh.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, well I slaughtered a goat the other day, and the pattern of the spilled entrails indicates a Bush win.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If the planets are right, we soon will know. And if they are wrong, its because Bush cheated (again) - you know his good friend is in charge of the voting wink2.gif

*thanks the planets for helping

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's more of an interpretation of the alignment of the planets. A distinct future for the US election. I'm hoping we don't see another riot in the next inauguration.

The media didn't cover the events at Bush's inauguration, from what I'm aware of, due to the protesters; making it the worst Presidential inauguration (am i right?). If Bush wins there most likely will be an assasination attempt. ph34r.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What do the planets say about all of the lawsuits that will follow the election?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That's a doozy, Fluffy. They say that'll go down the drain, like the US economy. laugh.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Lies, all lies!!! Bush will win, there's no question about it tongue.gif

Oh and if astrologers predict that Kerry will win, heh... I'll bet a laaarge amount of money on Bush... "Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper. Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. <---- hahahahha calculate my ****! cat.gif

Edited by Skela
Link to comment
Share on other sites

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATEEE KERRY!!!! ILL HAVE TO BUY A GUY TO PROTECT MYSELF!!! NOOOOO!!!!

CMON!!! BUSH!!!! ATTA BOY!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh, im sure, if an Indian astrologet says so then who am i to disagree, its not like thy could possibly be wrong now could they!?!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Lies, all lies!!! Bush will win, there's no question about it tongue.gif

335104[/snapback]

Wrong choice of words Skela. It's only a prediction, and must be viewed as such. You cannot consider it as "lies"... catch my drift.

Well maybe in time of crisis, like 9/11 the US doesn't have to deal with an unprepared President (Bush)--sitting in a classroom, while planes bombard his country.

If I was Bush I'd tell the students that I'd have to go to the washroom or something and try to get as much into it as soon as I get the news.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

no! Nader will win!!!! laugh.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The actual odds are in favor of Bush. We Americans also have mixed feeling of other country leaders as well, including Tony Blair. But I guess you'd have to live there to understand. But we'll just have to wait and see for ourselves. happy.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Wrong choice of words Skela. It's only a prediction, and must be viewed as such. You cannot consider it as "lies"... catch my drift." <-- I can call it what ever I want.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I like I would say:

"If it works, don't bother explaining why." thumbsup.gif

That's what an unexplained mystery is all about. grin.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I got a DVD on the Supernatural about Tarot Cards and this sort of thing I found it very interesting. Now I want to see if Kerry wins after reading this article.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If the planets are right, we soon will know. And if they are wrong, its because Bush cheated (again) - you know his good friend is in charge of the voting  wink2.gif

*thanks the planets for helping

334808[/snapback]

I may be wrong and selfish in saying this, but I'm kinda hoping Bush wins... only because it'll give you more incentive to move up here with your grandfather. wink2.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, you know they say that if the Washington Redskins (football team) win the weekend before election day that the incumbent president (bush) wins, if the opposing team wins (in this case the Green Bay Packers), then the opposing candidate (kerry) wins....this game has called the last 15 elections....Washington lost to the Packers on sunday...which means none other than kerry would be our president and i'm leaving the country....damn stars and football games... disgust.gifblink.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh, im sure, if an Indian astrologet says so then who am i to disagree, its not like thy could possibly be wrong now could they!?!

336172[/snapback]

Man yo, thats like having the pope judge whoever has the better rap song. It just doesn't work.

(if that made no sense to you at all, ignore it)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.