Mystery timber spotted on top of iceberg

There is a new movie due for release this winter, its called " Block of wood- atop a melting iceberg"! its about Woody( played by Edwood Woodwood) a hard piece of 4x2 with a knotted past) who finds true love in an iceberg while vacationing in the Antarctic, but Crystal( played by Linda Mcartney) has been hurt in the past, so it wont be plain sailing, woody will have to try to remove the splinters of Crystals frozen heart.

large wave pushed it up there? Just go up, retrieve it and find out.

You'd think that people would make a prank about something more prank-worthy, not some piece of wood on top of an iceberg in the South Pole. Weird phenomenon.

If it was partially frozen in the ice, it would be exciting! Which brings up a interesting possibility. With all the polar ice melting going on; there is a good possibility of discovering items frozen in the ice. Imagine what might be thawing out, lost civilizations, frozen animals, or a deadly virus!

I just thought of something that will make this more interesting. "It's a peice of Noahs ark" BAM now that makes it interesting.

large wave pushed it up there? Just go up, retrieve it and find out. They try to lift it and the earth will shift in time or on its axsis.

There is a new movie due for release this winter, its called " Block of wood- atop a melting iceberg"! its about Woody( played by Edwood Woodwood) a hard piece of 4x2 with a knotted past) who finds true love in an iceberg while vacationing in the Antarctic, but Crystal( played by Linda Mcartney) has been hurt in the past, so it wont be plain sailing, woody will have to try to remove the splinters of Crystals frozen heart. I would watch that movie. Please make it, please 3

maybe the iceberg was floating in the ocean when the timber settle on it until the iceberg reaches the south pole and stay there and the iceberg became bigger and bigger.well that's my theory.

Shiver my timber

I reckon it's something left over from an expedition or something that was floating around and the iceberg scooped it up. It's weird but I don't think there is much too it.