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Florida vampire to run for President

By T.K. Randall
March 19, 2010 · Comment icon 93 comments

Image Credit: Susan Sterner
Self proclaimed vampire Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is hoping to be the world's first vampire President.
The 45-year-old is hoping to move to Washington DC in a bid to run for office, he also claims to be the descendant of Vlad II the Impaler, otherwise known as Dracula.
Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D. C. , to become the nation's first vampire president, reports CBS affiliate WTSP. Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.


Source: CBS News | Comments (93)




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Comment icon #84 Posted by Pinche Gringo 10 years ago
Whatever. He can't be anymore blood thirsty than the previous two guys.
Comment icon #85 Posted by coolguy 10 years ago
He should be in the big house not the White House lol
Comment icon #86 Posted by psyche101 10 years ago
This moron's not getting anywhere. And he's thrilled with the fact he's dating under aged girls? He doesn't even care if they are attractive or not. I can see him being another David Koresh but president, no. I think the fact that he plays on Teen angst, and the Vampire fantasy that so many teens take to their hearts is a form of grooming, I cannot figure why A - He is not locked up, and B why he has not been lynched, or had some girls father test his immortality. He harasses 16 year olds, that shows he is not mentally stable. He might think "It's good to be me" for the moment, but the day he ... [More]
Comment icon #87 Posted by OverSword 10 years ago
Vampire riding a greyhound bus to DC. Great.
Comment icon #88 Posted by rashore 10 years ago
Considering how old this thread is... and that the guy dropped out before the 2012 election... Kind of makes the thread moot. Though it was rumored that he said he would be back in 2020, so perhaps we can revive this thread in 6 years
Comment icon #89 Posted by Simbi Laveau 10 years ago
Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires. Nibs Now that's a vampire. I find the guy in the article hilarious actually. A pedophile who claims to be the decendant of a mass murdering Sociopath. Hmmmmmm, at least he admits to all his flaws before we elect him. The last two presidents were both mass murdering sociopaths, so.......
Comment icon #90 Posted by Awake2Chaos 10 years ago
this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.
Comment icon #91 Posted by Frank Merton 10 years ago
I've heard of mud slinging in politics, but this is the first blood slinging.
Comment icon #92 Posted by DumpsterJesus 10 years ago
That was the first thing that came to my mind, too. To be fair, Florida is filled with bloodsuckers. They just call themselves politicians & not vampires.
Comment icon #93 Posted by veledran 10 years ago
Necroposting is a horrible thing.


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