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Florida vampire to run for President
Posted on Friday, 19 March, 2010 |
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Self proclaimed vampire Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is hoping to be the world's first vampire President.
The 45-year-old is hoping to move to Washington DC in a bid to run for office, he also claims to be the descendant of Vlad II the Impaler, otherwise known as Dracula.
Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.
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#84 Posted by
on 12 January, 2014, 19:29
Whatever. He can't be anymore blood thirsty than the previous two guys.
#85 Posted by
on 16 January, 2014, 4:43
He should be in the big house not the White House lol
#86 Posted by
on 16 January, 2014, 4:58
This moron's not getting anywhere. And he's thrilled with the fact he's dating under aged girls? He doesn't even care if they are attractive or not. I can see him being another David Koresh but president, no. I think the fact that he plays on Teen angst, and the Vampire fantasy that so many teens take to their hearts is a form of grooming, I cannot figure why A - He is not locked up, and B why he has not been lynched, or had some girls father test his immortality. He harasses 16 year olds, that shows he is not mentally stable. He might think "It's good to be me" for the moment, but the day he ...
#87 Posted by
on 16 January, 2014, 18:41
Vampire riding a greyhound bus to DC. Great.
#88 Posted by
on 16 January, 2014, 19:29
Considering how old this thread is... and that the guy dropped out before the 2012 election... Kind of makes the thread moot. Though it was rumored that he said he would be back in 2020, so perhaps we can revive this thread in 6 years
#89 Posted by
on 17 January, 2014, 9:04
Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires. Nibs Now that's a vampire. I find the guy in the article hilarious actually. A pedophile who claims to be the decendant of a mass murdering Sociopath. Hmmmmmm, at least he admits to all his flaws before we elect him. The last two presidents were both mass murdering sociopaths, so.......
#90 Posted by
on 17 January, 2014, 13:57
this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.
#91 Posted by
on 17 January, 2014, 14:00
I've heard of mud slinging in politics, but this is the first blood slinging.
#92 Posted by
on 17 January, 2014, 15:55
That was the first thing that came to my mind, too. To be fair, Florida is filled with bloodsuckers. They just call themselves politicians & not vampires.
#93 Posted by
on 18 January, 2014, 6:02
Necroposting is a horrible thing.
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