Mystic makes 2010 predictions with asparagus

so the OBVIOUS she predicts well:rolleyes: a worm could tell me gordon brownshirt would be out next election.

I predict this fortune teller will have stinky pee....

The vegetable that shall not be maned, eh? So she has resorted to using the dark arts, has she...Diabolical...It's only a matter of time before squash and eggplant get drung into this circlet of evil, IMO.

She kind of looks like Rosanne Barr doesn't she?

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Next it will be celery.

oo...beware the vegemancer, the rival to the juicer!

I predict this fortune teller will have stinky pee.... well I am glad that I am not the only one who had thought this.

I predict this fortune teller will have stinky pee.... LMAO

Mystic Jemima Packington has forecast that Gordon Brown will be ousted in the general election while she also predicts the economy will continue on a slow burn.Miss Packington, who claims to be the country's first asparamancer, makes her forecasts by throwing the vegetable in the air and analysing how it lands. I have to say, those are rather "No ****, Sherlock" kind of predictions, aren't they. I could probably have said that.