Florida vampire to run for President

Whatever. He can't be anymore blood thirsty than the previous two guys.

He should be in the big house not the White House lol

This moron's not getting anywhere. And he's thrilled with the fact he's dating under aged girls? He doesn't even care if they are attractive or not. I can see him being another David Koresh but president, no. I think the fact that he plays on Teen angst, and the Vampire fantasy that so many teens take to their hearts is a form of grooming, I cannot figure why A - He is not locked up, and B why he has not been lynched, or had some girls father test his immortality. He harasses 16 year olds, that shows he is not mentally stable. He might think "It's good to be me" for the moment, but the day he ... [More]

Vampire riding a greyhound bus to DC. Great.

Considering how old this thread is... and that the guy dropped out before the 2012 election... Kind of makes the thread moot. Though it was rumored that he said he would be back in 2020, so perhaps we can revive this thread in 6 years

Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires. Nibs Now that's a vampire. I find the guy in the article hilarious actually. A pedophile who claims to be the decendant of a mass murdering Sociopath. Hmmmmmm, at least he admits to all his flaws before we elect him. The last two presidents were both mass murdering sociopaths, so.......

this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

I've heard of mud slinging in politics, but this is the first blood slinging.

That was the first thing that came to my mind, too. To be fair, Florida is filled with bloodsuckers. They just call themselves politicians & not vampires.

Necroposting is a horrible thing.