Malawi to make breaking wind a crime

Can you imagine all the pregnant women being incarcerated? From 7 months until I gave birth i could not even blink without tooting. What if a person has gastrointestinal probs? Will they be able to make a plea bargain instead of criminally insane, criminally backed up?

The cops are going to be crawling around taco bell.

Must remember not to fart...... XD But seriously how could their Ministers/or Senators not laugh their asses off when they heard this new "law"?

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country. The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.' But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence. One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus? 'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'? L... [More]

People will explode eventually lol I wouldnt last 2 seconds.

Its all just hot air.

"But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence." But why didn't they point out "WDF? what a joke?" Passing wind is not lethal,,lol this is seriously hilarious,,! "'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'? 'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said." Now this is seriously childish ! OMG LOL !!!!!!

Joke all you want, but I am planning for the future. Buying up shares of this right here: Under-Ease! Oh dear..."anti-flatulence underwear with heat and moisture control"

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country. The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.' But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence. One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus? 'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'? L... [More]

It will be much easier now to frame people. Just feed them the right stuff, and watch them get prosecuted...