Council quizzed over zombie invasion plans

I got a plan for em...one shot, one kill baby! Works every time. Although I am allergic to weapons. Always double tap..

I predict a very short career for politicians spending public monies on anti-zombie measures. Just because it's "anti-zombie" doesn't mean the provisions are gonna go to waste. Prepping for a "zombie attack" just means you are more prepared for something else that could happen and honestly you never know what could happen.

When did humanity get so dumb? Zombie invasion being a serious worry? Really? (the jokers and smart asses mocking the idea not withstanding)

When did humanity get so dumb? Zombie invasion being a serious worry? Really? (the jokers and smart asses mocking the idea not withstanding) Hey Man, a Zombie Invasion is a serious thing!You can never be too prepared!Over here in the States we take an invasion a little more seriously than some other countries.Zombies are no joke!Thank God for the CDC looking out for us!Take a look at this LinkPreparednes 101: Zombie Apocolypse Just Messing with ya!

lol imagine if a real one happened while this one took place

Hey Man, a Zombie Invasion is a serious thing!You can never be too prepared!Over here in the States we take an invasion a little more seriously than some other countries.Zombies are no joke!Thank God for the CDC looking out for us!Take a look at this LinkPreparednes 101: Zombie Apocolypse Just Messing with ya! "Hey Man" I'm from the states! =P When the CDC put out that I nearly gave myself a concussion from headdesking. Having known what the actual real world zombie is, it's hard for me to get caught up in the fictitious risen from the grave brains munchers that Hollywood puts out. Rrrrrrgn.. ... [More]

I would chop em' all down a few inches with my aluminum bat

lol..... i never thought this would happen...

Don't forget you must double tap. Always shoot a zombie twice, or they might EAT YOUR BRAINS!

This has to be one of the weider stories i,ve ever read.