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Man blames 'Bigfoot conspiracy' for break-ins

August 28, 2019 | Comment icon 17 comments



Not everyone is convinced that bears are responsible. Image Credit: PD / RyanMcGuire
A man in New Hampshire has written to a local paper to claim that Bigfoot is responsible for a series of break-ins.
The unusual theory concerns a spate of incidents across the Spruce Mountain area involving cars and homes being broken into by bears - or at least that's the official story.

In a letter to the Conway Daily Sun, local Caleb White maintains that it is actually Bigfoot that is responsible for the break-ins and that the local fish and game department is covering it up.

"Although some may not realize, Sasquatch are native to this area," he wrote. "With forests similar to the Pacific Northwest, the Northeast creates excellent habitat for Bigfoot. After much human intervention, supplies are becoming scarce and Bigfoot is resorting to invading homes and vehicles."
White believes that traps set up to catch bears are little more than decoys designed to fool the public.

"I still cannot understand why people think bears could so easily open the car doors. They don't have opposable thumbs," he wrote. "The Sasquatch, on the other hand, does, allowing him to open doors like humans. Bears have claws, which would scratch car paint easily."

"With all of this evidence compiled, it is glaringly obvious that Bigfoot is the culprit of these attacks."

Source: Conway Daily Sun | Comments (17)


Recent comments on this story
Comment icon #8 Posted by stereologist 3 years ago
My guess is that the New Hampster woods cats have not the excellent upbringing of your cats.
Comment icon #9 Posted by Cryptid_Control 3 years ago
Since they're considered to be smart, the real question is, will this bigfoot face jail time? And yes this is crazy, even my seemingly stupid cat learned how to jump up and twist the door knob. I thought I was haunted for a good month until I caught her.
Comment icon #10 Posted by Ultimatium 3 years ago
I want my insurance company to pay me if bigfoot breaks into my house.
Comment icon #11 Posted by pixiii 3 years ago
I can't believe he's so adamant about it.
Comment icon #12 Posted by MissJatti 3 years ago
Well it took a velociraptor a few seconds to know howto open an office door
Comment icon #13 Posted by Scholar4Truth 3 years ago
Bears have been known to open car doors:
Comment icon #14 Posted by mdbuilder 3 years ago
No really! And he stole all my wife's jewelry too!
Comment icon #15 Posted by third_eye 3 years ago
Ahhhhhh.... Now we know what happened to all the cookies.. ~
Comment icon #16 Posted by the13bats 3 years ago
Oh my, just imagine when bigfoot is in the bighouse and chooses his prison wife....
Comment icon #17 Posted by DanteHoratio 3 years ago
Likely just some big guy, or even a bear.


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