Job centre apologises for evicting Jedi fan

Kid - *waves hand* You will not dismiss the case bahahaha judge waves Mallet across kids face "you Will grow up"

bahahaha judge waves Mallet across kids face "you Will grow up" The force is strong in that judge.

I would pay to see that play out.

Taken from: http://www.inewscatc...employment.html

dibs on the lord of the rings one. Tolkinism? church of middle earth? Im sticking with the Muppet one lol.its safer and I hold my sanity I've never EVER seen Lord of the rings straight up LOL........I saw it was a long movie and said ack maybe some other time lol

Judge - "so, why do you wish to press charges" kid - "because they insulted my religion, and what i am" judge - "and what is it that you are?" kid - "well, im a jedi" judge - "case dismissed. get out". Kid - well can I at least have my light saber back? Judge - No its a guilty pleasure of mine, I am keeping it Kid - OMG so you are from the dark side..I might have known with your dark cloak and all.........and i'll have you know that YOU are NOT my father!!! Ok this is just getting nuts LOL...

Age is not in itself proof of validity or right to exist. A violent racist old man is just as detestable as a young violent, racist man. very nice

Kid - well can I at least have my light saber back? Judge - No its a guilty pleasure of mine, I am keeping it Kid - OMG so you are from the dark side..I might have known with your dark cloak and all.........and i'll have you know that YOU are NOT my father!!! Ok this is just getting nuts LOL... Nuts, yes, but also hilarious!

Since he was thrown out he has been training his powers, doing battle with young children.

I am really curious to see how this plays out. If Jedi-boy wins his suit against the Job Centre, I am going to start the First Church of Frank Sinatra, where it is my religious duty to wander around in a tux all day, drunk and smoking and sue everyone who tells me to put my cigarette out.