Man writes gnome survival guide

Sorry if I have offended some people with my last post. You didn't offend me JVE, just thought it was a bit extreme is all.

Here is a very shocking picture showing a Garden Gnomes revolution in Germany. The picture was taken via Cellphone, the man who took the picture commited himself to a mental institution. I think the golden one was in charge. After the Revolution the Gnomes took all the cookies from the cookie jar and stole hundreds of underwears. Sorry, I have fun doing stuff like that. The topic deserve to go on.

ROOOOOFLE that video was omg awesome! I'm gonna buy like 50 of those things and train them and have my own little unit of Gnomes to patrol my yard.

Tis all the fault of the Garden Gnome Liberation Force, another of these French Liberté, Fraternité, Equalité liberal shenanigans!

So if you rub cow pies all over your person, it should act as an effective repellent. Cow feces is actually a pretty good deterrant for just about everything. Exept killer dung beetles, but you just have to weight the risk vs. rewards I suppose.

OMG! I was reading this old post yesterday and some more on dreams. Well...I had the stupidest dream lastnight!! Why I read this stiff I will never know... So in my dream a Garden Gnome was trying to kill me! He was hella creepy too! He was grunting and waddleing around looking for me in my house. I kept hiding behind the pictures on the wall and under the bed and the couch. I was so scared he was going to find me!! When I woke up I was still feeling creeped out so I let the dogs in. If that evil little buggar comes back I will be ready for him this time!! 8 dogs will tear him stubby limb from... [More]

I have seen some gnome footage.. lessee, here we go. On youtube (very scary!!!). OMGs that was funny... Thanks.

I have seen some gnome footage.. lessee, here we go. On youtube (very scary!!!). That is way funny! Just like in my dream!! Gnomes everywhere!!I don't like that they won the dog over though, so you with dogs might want to keep them inside and make sure the Gnomes don't try to recruit them! Rocketgirl (my favorite one is still the date rape gnome! Gnome means Gnome!)

aaaawww- first zombies, now gnomes... oh well,i guess ill have to dig the golfclubs outta the closet now

Personally speaking, I prefer using a baseball bat...and my dogs are definitely on my team (we loves one another ).