Doctor called to confirm headless man dead

What a horrible way to die, like that. But I suppose that they would have had to call in a ME or coroner to see the body.

It's now official; common sense has been pronounced dead.

Your tax money at work. Gee, don't you feel better now?

It's now official; common sense has been pronounced dead. Was that confirmed by a doctor?

Was that confirmed by a doctor?

I could crack open a joke, but it's been made already. People...

Oh, that's classic, Tiggs!! So true that common sense isn't that common any more!

This reminds me somewhat of the story about an exchange in court between a coroner and a lawyer: * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?... [More]

Honestly, that's just comical at best.

If policy wasn't followed it would have lead to more of a waste of money in the courts I guess. Plus if it's a murder investigation can't f it up right.