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Bristol council release zombie guide

By T.K. Randall
July 10, 2011 · Comment icon 30 comments

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The guide is designed to explain exactly what to do in the unlikely event of a zombie apocalypse.
Provided following a Freedom of Information request the guide provides such useful tips as to either disconnect the brainstem or fully decapitate a zombie in order to kill it. The guide also reveals that the Bristol zombie festival is actually a training exercise for council officers.
The document shows the best way to kill those bothersome reanimated corpses. It outlines a four-stage alert system following an invasion and says codewords will be used to provide secret instructions to the public.


Source: Metro | Comments (30)




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Comment icon #21 Posted by 27vet 13 years ago
There were quite a few zombies around the last time I was in Bristol. I think they went to Coventry afterwards.
Comment icon #22 Posted by Rolci 13 years ago
only in England! where else?? (now I know why the british pay council tax)
Comment icon #23 Posted by Vaise 13 years ago
Go on some estates in Britain and its more likely that the zombies will need a survival guide... This made me LoL
Comment icon #24 Posted by Cryptozological Mascot 13 years ago
Frigg'n... awsome.
Comment icon #25 Posted by Robert1 13 years ago
I think this is really funny. It's good to know that some gevernment officials have a sense of humor. This story really put a smile on my face.
Comment icon #26 Posted by theQ54 13 years ago
No....there won't be any zombie attacks...only in your mind.
Comment icon #27 Posted by David1Joe 13 years ago
First things first, you have to know your enemy. Zombies come in two flavors: fast and slow. Fast are definitely cool, but you'll need more than a baseball bat and a pair of running sneakers to survive that zombie attack. Slow zombies - well why the heck would anyone die from a slow zombie? If you can't get away from a slow zombie, you earned dismemberment. car camera recorder
Comment icon #28 Posted by UFO_Monster 13 years ago
I would not even ASK that question. For such a project they would not waste their own money! Not enough REAL projects I guess.Too much time watching movies. I would tell them to worry more about the Triffids as they take human form and replace real humans not the zombies. Bristol city must have waaaay to many pubs! You underestimate the government's stupidity. Tax dollars have, and still are being spent on needless things. http://blog.heritage.org/2011/06/20/make-easy-spending-cuts-but-don%E2%80%99t-disregard-entitlement-reform/
Comment icon #29 Posted by minera 13 years ago
I would not even ASK that question. For such a project they would not waste their own money! Not enough REAL projects I guess.Too much time watching movies. I would tell them to worry more about the Triffids as they take human form and replace real humans not the zombies. Bristol city must have waaaay to many pubs! HAHA I thought the same thing.............
Comment icon #30 Posted by stormkeeper 13 years ago
It's a hail storm gathering? Hell that is!


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