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Woman gets trapped upside-down in a window

By T.K. Randall
September 6, 2017 · Comment icon 18 comments

As far as first dates go, it's difficult for things to go worse than this. Image Credit: Liam Smith
The unfortunate woman had crawled head-first between the panes after throwing her own excrement inside.
In what can only be described as one of the worst first dates in history, Bristol student Liam Smith had met up with his potential future wife after they had contacted one other on the dating app Tinder.

What followed was a series of unfortunate mishaps strangely reminiscent of a certain scene from the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Smith's date, who has chosen to remain anonymous, had been using the facilities at his flat when she discovered to her horror that the toilet was refusing to flush.
In a panic, she did the only thing she could think of - grabbing the excrement from the toilet bowl and hurling it out of the window. Sadly, however, it turned out that the window actually consisted of two panes of glass with a small gap between them that couldn't be accessed from either side.

Her 'package' had ended up wedged in the middle and there was no way to get it out.

After telling Smith what had happened, she decided to try squeezing herself head-first through the tiny gap at the top of the window in an effort to reach down the middle and retrieve the item.

Within minutes she had become hopelessly stuck and the fire brigade had to come and rescue her.



Source: BBC News | Comments (18)




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Comment icon #9 Posted by freetoroam 8 years ago
I would have left her there for at least a day, punishment for sh.*t tipping.  Anyway, do we know if he has sorted out his flush, were is he putting his poo?  Urggggg...best not walk past his window.
Comment icon #10 Posted by Myles 8 years ago
I'm guessing there won't be a second date. 
Comment icon #11 Posted by Stiff 8 years ago
Ha ha, good point! 
Comment icon #12 Posted by freetoroam 8 years ago
jeeze stiff, turn that fan off! can`t you just throw it out off the window instead?  
Comment icon #13 Posted by freetoroam 8 years ago
or he could take her to MacDonalds for dinner and makes sure she uses the toilets there before taking her back home. at least her Christmas present from him is sorted out
Comment icon #14 Posted by highdesert50 8 years ago
Nothing to worry about, just a teaser for an upcoming remake of Alfred Hitchcock's the Rear Window.
Comment icon #15 Posted by Sundew 8 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out who in their right mind would fish their turd out of a toilet and chuck it across the room? 
Comment icon #16 Posted by paperdyer 8 years ago
Either way, she's a candidate for a Darwin Award.
Comment icon #17 Posted by WoIverine 8 years ago
After seeing the guy in that video, and the fact that he either couldn't afford to get his toilet fixed, or didn't know how to fix it, I can understand him setting the bar a little low. lol I'm surprised he'd even want to talk about it on tv, that's almost as embarrassing.
Comment icon #18 Posted by The Russian Hare 8 years ago
Smear Window?


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