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Hospital removes eel from man's posterior

Posted on Tuesday, 25 September, 2012 | Comment icon 66 comments | News tip by: ThePhantomFlanFlinger


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A man who had managed to get an eel stuck up his rectum sought assistance at an Aukland hospital.

No explanation has been provided as to how the unnamed individual got himself in to such a bizarre predicament but a hospital spokesman has confirmed that the case was genuine. Fortunately doctors were able to remove the creature and the man was later discharged and sent home.

"The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," said a spokesman. "Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."

"According to the Department of Conservation website, there are two main types of eel found in New Zealand - the shortfin and the longfin."

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Recent comments on this story
Comment icon #57 Posted by csspwns on 27 September, 2012, 2:56
there was an article that said an eel swam up some guys male organ
Comment icon #58 Posted by Blueaxis on 27 September, 2012, 5:00
All I Know is that woulda never happened to me
Comment icon #59 Posted by Lava_Lady on 27 September, 2012, 5:50
Any fool that intentionally inserts a live animal into their rectum for sexual thrills our any other reason deserves to have their insides eaten by a horde of that same animal while he is still alive. It's cruel and SICK. F#@%ng SICK!
Comment icon #60 Posted by coldethyl on 27 September, 2012, 14:23
He should have used a vegetable.
Comment icon #61 Posted by justcalmebubba on 27 September, 2012, 17:09
this reminds me back when i was in jr high school there was this chic who got a coke bottol stuck sucked up in her **** in gym class had to be taken to the local er she told her parents she did it to hide the soda pop in class lmao oh well still as sick as it is this **** is still funny as hell
Comment icon #62 Posted by justcalmebubba on 27 September, 2012, 17:13
here'ssssss your sign!
Comment icon #63 Posted by MJNYC on 27 September, 2012, 18:37
When the moon hits your eye,Like an Eel near your thighs, That's A Moray Very BEST post - absolutely! LMAO
Comment icon #64 Posted by MidKn13ght on 27 September, 2012, 22:35
uummm?? uhhh?? well... DEAR PENTHOUSE this one time in band camp......
Comment icon #65 Posted by xCrimsonx on 27 September, 2012, 22:54
I dare him to try one of those zappy zap Eels.,challenge.XD
Comment icon #66 Posted by Thepeak12 on 6 October, 2012, 16:07
Poor Eel. It did nothing wrong to deserve this.


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