Postman marries his cat

Actually cats can live to they are 30 years old. Most cats live to they are in the 20'is. A cat that dies before that is either a sign of neglect, no vet, missuse of the animal, animal cruelty or sickness that can not be fixed. Well that's a pile of crap. In case you didn't know, what's written on paper as a maximum lifespan of an animal can be very different in the real world. Most cats that make it into their 20's can barely get around, and it's very rare you'll find a cat which is 30. We were told by the vet that one of ours (who is 9) now counts as a senior cat- and should be fed different... [More]

Oh wow The story itself is bloody bizarre, but then all this talk of vicious cat RAPE is twice as disturbing!!! Set, I realise that being a demon, you are obviously not human, and therefore may not have a good understanding of our basic anatomy, but let me assure you, if the deranged postman in question was regularly having sex with it, he would very quickly have killed it due to massive internal injuries. And cats that live to over 20 are quite a rarity, never mind 30. Anyhow, if you feel so stringly about this story, why not use your demonic powers to teleport into the Postman's bedroom and ... [More]

I wonder if they still would have gotten married if instead of a cat he had a pet beaver?

He is not seeing the cat as a ecual... The cat is a entirely different being, and cat are abow humans. To see himself at the same level as a cat shows how litle respect he have for another being. What is beauty to you guys, is not what I find in common sence, it is a reason animals like cats are allowed to live like they should. Humans are disgusting beings of this world. Wow, this thread has taken a bizarre twist! Everyone is entitled to their opinions Set, but I think you should lighten up a little here before you annoy/offend someone.

... I took liberty of deleting the offensive and/or useless parts of your post. I hope you don't mind. So... This man from the OP made a little, harmless and humorous spectacle by marrying his cat. The cat looks fine, so drop the hysterics. Your “theory” about fattening cats up to cover for a rape is so illogical it made me cringe. Have you ever seen grown man’s privates? I guess not, since you believe it’s possible for a man to have sex with a cat (house cat, not a lion, for god’s sakes). Not to mention you actually believe some fat could cover injuries that would be inflicted on ca... [More]

I cannot believe this thread is still going and people are getting so upset over this weird postman. You don't think maybe he was just enjoying the attention from doing such a strange thing?

Well that's a pile of crap. In case you didn't know, what's written on paper as a maximum lifespan of an animal can be very different in the real world. Most cats that make it into their 20's can barely get around, and it's very rare you'll find a cat which is 30. We were told by the vet that one of ours (who is 9) now counts as a senior cat- and should be fed different food accordingly- and this was surprising, because we thought of the other one, who was 19, as the 'old one'. And wait a sec, so by your standards we abused our cat because we put her to sleep when she was 19, i.e. she didn't m... [More]

But then again... that is america... =.= Killing animals instead of letting them live seems like a fasion over there. I see it as abuse to "put a animal to sleep" no mater what kind of animal it is as humans will whine as losers about killing other humans and how they wish to live, while a animal will be seen as something les and given no rights in the law of humans. Nothing is "love" kill. There is only killing, and saying you put something to sleep when you decide the end of their life for them, when you would not let anyone decide your death... I have no respect for humans that upheld this ... [More]

... If you by offencive meen my opinion on this mater... I mind. Hysteria it is not, but I will not stand for it, and I find it disturbing that so many will stand for this. For his private, I've seen one small **** in my life, I know many guys have small ****s in their pants (this part I really did not wish to say, but it should make is simpler to understand). Sight. IQ has nothing to do with this, or perhaps you think this is sort of "best in test" thing. IT IS COMON SENCE!!! SJESES. Oh, yes, the IQ has everything to do with it. I’m wasting my time on you for one reason only – I will not ... [More]

I think this topic has far outlived its usefulness. Closed.