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New weapon fires waste at enemies

By T.K. Randall
September 5, 2012 · Comment icon 33 comments

Image Credit: US Army
A weapon system that fires a soldiers' own biological waste products at enemies has been patented.
Invented by Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov, the weapon system is designed to be incorporated in to armored vehicles such as tanks. During a battle soldiers inside the vehicle would be able to use the system to effectively fire their own biological waste at the enemy by having it encased with explosives within an artillery shell.

The mechanism is billed as both a way to help the soldiers get rid of their waste products while providing an additional form of ammunition to fire at an unsuspecting foe.
As the projectile leaves the tank, it removes what would eventually have become a source of stinking misery for the poor soldiers who, in combat, could be forced to remain sealed inside their vehicle for several days.


Source: Guardian Unlimited | Comments (33)




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Comment icon #24 Posted by Junior Chubb 12 years ago
That stuff could knock syphillis out of a philipino whore. Great way to describe the strength of a type of Antibiotic. Being from London I would go with 'Soho Slapper' instead though.
Comment icon #25 Posted by nohands 12 years ago
nyahahah what a brilliant idea.... also nice utilization of all the resources within the vehicle..lol
Comment icon #26 Posted by Dark entity 12 years ago
New meaning to "Dirty Bomb". Classic.
Comment icon #27 Posted by zebra99 12 years ago
Comment icon #28 Posted by Mr. Smith 12 years ago
If that weapon gets into the hands of any 5 American Rednecks (like me for instance) we could take over the world in two weeks.
Comment icon #29 Posted by Catz 12 years ago
Sounds to me like recycling...
Comment icon #30 Posted by Ghost It Notes 12 years ago
Bio-weapons.
Comment icon #31 Posted by Mr. Smith 12 years ago
Bio-weapons. I don't think people are realizing how bad this is. Forget nukes. If some rolled up onto our shores with these we'd have to shut down all Taco Bell's, Burger Kings, White Castle's, Golden Corral's, Chipotle's and Carl Jr's just to have a fighting chance.
Comment icon #32 Posted by Harlequin Dreamer 12 years ago
Ew but I suppose the one good thing is you can kill your enemys and fertilise the earth and keep it green at the same time.
Comment icon #33 Posted by Junior Chubb 12 years ago
Ew but I suppose the one good thing is you can kill your enemys and fertilise the earth and keep it green at the same time. I would rather kill the enemy and fertilise their women.


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