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Vicar shocked as public toilet starts talking

Posted on Tuesday, 16 August, 2011 | Comment icon 16 comments | News tip by: Still Waters

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A vicar has complained after being shocked by a recorded female voice in a Shropshire lavatory.

Entering the public lavatory and unbuckling his belt the vicar was startled to hear a female voice call out "welcome!". Residents are now calling in to question the necessity of a recorded speaking voice at all when using the facilities.

"A vicar who popped into a public lavatory was so shocked by the recorded message of a female voice saying ‘welcome’ he has complained to the town council that he thought a woman had followed him in."

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Comment icon #7 Posted by Daveisback on 15 August, 2011, 4:24
The voice: Thank you for servicing us.
Comment icon #8 Posted by felines3 on 16 August, 2011, 12:45
"HOLY S**T"!
Comment icon #9 Posted by :PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: on 16 August, 2011, 13:16
LOL! Imagine if the toilet would have been the giant man-eating plant in "Little Shop of Horrors". "FEED ME!!!"
Comment icon #10 Posted by xXHellkittiesXx on 16 August, 2011, 13:51
I would imagine if it was a sexy lady's voice it would have made it difficult to go ;)
Comment icon #11 Posted by King Fluffs on 16 August, 2011, 16:40
I live in Shropshire, I'm looking for that place. I'll plant my own voice recording...
Comment icon #12 Posted by Jello on 17 August, 2011, 0:14
When I was in Japan a year ago, they had the same kind of thing, only the toilet was in the shape of a face and I had no idea what it was saying.
Comment icon #13 Posted by Xanthurion2 on 17 August, 2011, 2:08
hahahahaaah toilet humor. always funny never tasteful
Comment icon #14 Posted by DearPrudynce on 17 August, 2011, 4:19
In another dimension, this is the plot of a Britcom.
Comment icon #15 Posted by UFO_Monster on 18 August, 2011, 1:31
Wouldn't surprise me. They even have remote controls for toilets.
Comment icon #16 Posted by Taut on 19 August, 2011, 1:07
LMAO - you guys crack me up, so to speak.

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