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Florida firm offers alien abduction insurance


Posted on Friday, 19 April, 2019 | Comment icon 20 comments

Now you won't have to worry about being abducted by aliens. Image Credit: PD - Comfreak / Pixabay
The tongue-in-cheek policy is designed to ensure peace of mind for those concerned about being 'taken'.
Available from the St. Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida, the peculiar policy offers everything a person might need in the unlikely event that they are abducted by extraterrestrials.

In addition to medical and psychiatric care, abductees will receive special "sarcasm coverage" to protect them against the comments of immediate family members as well as special compensation should their alien abductors attempt to eat them during their experience.

The only catch is that the individual in question has to actually return to Earth to make a claim.

While the policy is intended mainly in jest, there are still a surprising number of people who believe that they have, at some stage in their lives, encountered beings from another world. The traditional abduction experience usually involves a person being taken from their bed at night, subjected to medical experiments and then returned with their memories of the encounter distorted or erased.

"Years ago when there was an event of a UFO sighting, people were concerned about that type of thing," said David Kodama of the American Property Casualty Insurance Association.

"It may sound like a crazy thing that would never happen, but crazy happens all the time."

Source: Miami Herald | Comments (20)

Tags: Alien Abduction, Insurance

Recent comments on this story
Comment icon #11 Posted by Lord Harry on 23 April, 2019, 3:00
The threat of an extraterrestrial invasion of earth is a serious cause for concern.† The nations of the earth need to get together and develop a comprehensive military strategy in order to repel any such hostile invasion force.
Comment icon #12 Posted by Alien Origins on 23 April, 2019, 10:16
Maybe the idea of spending billions of taxpayer's money on a conspiratorial idea is not the way to win votes and influence people. Earth faces a greater danger from all the rogue asteroids and other space threats up there. And I think if the threat was that great more people would be calling for more advanced defensive measures against such an invasion. Maybe the idea of some kind of alien invasion is a little far fetched for some and of little concern to the heads of nations on Earth. All that said we are constantly hearing from those in the alien belief camp screaming about disclosure...What... [More]
Comment icon #13 Posted by Earl.Of.Trumps on 23 April, 2019, 14:38
This thread is in the wrong place.† Ich.
Comment icon #14 Posted by moonman on 23 April, 2019, 15:51
You can't defend yourself from something when you have no idea of the capabilities or existence of said threat. For instance, gathering in bomb shelters may be exactly what the threat wants us to do for easy culling. They may be able to wipe out all life on the planet with the press of a button. This isn't the movies, fighting back may not be an option.
Comment icon #15 Posted by Earl.Of.Trumps on 23 April, 2019, 19:20
Yup. 'Taint happened in our existence. I don't think the ET's want to wipe us out any more than we humans are hell bent to wipe out the horned toad.† just an opinion †
Comment icon #16 Posted by Lord Harry on 23 April, 2019, 23:07
I was obviously kidding folks. If you recall some of my earlier posts on this very forum, I have stated repeatedly that I don't even believe in the existence of extraterrestrials, much less the threat posed by an invasion from outer space.
Comment icon #17 Posted by Piney on 23 April, 2019, 23:20
Yes you have, which is why I laughed. But not everybody reads the Cabal Babble.†
Comment icon #18 Posted by Lord Harry on 23 April, 2019, 23:24
I unfortunately was required to take another mandatory month's vacation, but now that I am back I shall return to regularly scheduled Cabal meetings shortly.
Comment icon #19 Posted by Piney on 23 April, 2019, 23:29
Politics and alcohol are never a good mix.†
Comment icon #20 Posted by jmccr8 on 24 April, 2019, 17:20
I think you have to be a resident†with a mailing address to get insurance. jmccr8


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