Unidentified floating object in UK river

Well mobsters will know where to dump bodies now since the Police will just let them float away. It looks like the same skin tone, better to be safe than sorry.

got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Slow news day or something? Look something in the water, gosh dont take it out and look at it, lets just speculate what it could be! Better yet lets twitter and see how many other people will be just a dumbfounded as we are!

IT'S MANBEARPIG!!!! DUN-DUN-DUN.

Slow news day? Nobody's kicking over dustbins in Shaftsbury lately?

the fact they were to lazy and stupid enough to not fish the object out did not surprise me at all. This is a country still so ignorant they have a bunch of inbreds called the royals that they adore and give money .

Must be short on entertainment in Bridgwater if the town is again brought to a standstill while peeps flock to see a dead animal in the river. Update at the Bridgwater Gazette with another equally poor photo. Edit: Guess small things do make news in the Bridgwater Gazette - currently the 3rd most read news item is "Traffic light glitch is fixed"

the fact they were to lazy and stupid enough to not fish the object out did not surprise me at all. This is a country still so ignorant they have a bunch of inbreds called the royals that they adore and give money . I think you'll find it's more we just tollerate them. I can't believe people are getting so uptight about this story. Calm down folks or you're going to pop an artery Don't you guys get the pointless "skateboarding otter" stories in the press Stateside? Sure makes less-depressing reading than people blowing each other up all the time. True up here we get charming stories about how ... [More]

Hey Guys, if you knew this river you would not want to go in it ! Its deep, fast, and very very muddy with steep deep mud banks ! No one goes in there for any reason. If they have to get a body out, its a matter of sending for specilist rescue craft or even a Hover Craft. But its so fast at times that a body would be miles away in a very short time. It's also tidal with the second biggest rise and fall in the world at the river mouth.

wow! it all goes down in Somerset I tell ya!!

the fact they were to lazy and stupid enough to not fish the object out did not surprise me at all. This is a country still so ignorant they have a bunch of inbreds called the royals that they adore and give money . Well, that was constructive. Firstly the two are not remotely linked. If you're going to post for no reason than to have a go at the royal family, at least try to make some kind of semi-reasonable connection. Secondly, would you want to be the person who jumps in this river and, if you survive, get to drag yourself out, soaking wet and muddy, to tell people "Er...yeah. It was a pig... [More]