World of the Bizarre

October is 'zombie preparedness month'

By T.K. Randall
October 11, 2015

Image: AI-generated (Midjourney) What better way to prepare for the possibility of a natural disaster than to pretend that you are and your family are getting ready for a zombie apocalypse - or at least that's the idea behind the bizarre new concept being put forward by authorities in Kansas this month.

"If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything," said Brownback.

"Although an actual zombie apocalypse will never happen, the preparation for such an event is the same as for any disaster: make a disaster kit, have a plan and practice it."When asked what he would do in the event of a zombie outbreak the governor had surprisingly come up with a plan that wouldn't have looked out of place in an episode of The Walking Dead.

"My son and I talked about this," he said. "It would be best to go to my dad's farm and get on a combine. Then you could move through - hopefully you've got enough fuel."

Hopefully he won't be needing to try out his plan for real anytime soon.

Source: Washington Times

Tags: Zombie, Kansas