Turning wood in to bone

this guy comes into mind

Awesome progress by medical science! mumbleIwillheadbuttthefirstcreationistwhoclaimsthatthisishowfossilscameabout/mumble

this must be how all those impossible fossils scientists keep finding in the ground must come to be! everyone whos smart knows the earth is only four thousand years old anyway! [/sarcasm] hey larving, how hard is your head?? dont chip your skull trying to headbutt me, cause im not paying for free wood-bone transplants anytime this week

this must be how all those impossible fossils scientists keep finding in the ground must come to be! everyone whos smart knows the earth is only four thousand years old anyway! [/sarcasm] hey larving, how hard is your head?? dont chip your skull trying to headbutt me, cause im not paying for free wood-bone transplants anytime this week Pretty hard. As a matter of fact, the Grand Canyon was formed from me headbutting it. Not through slow erosion, no no.

just makes ya realise how disposable the flesh/body really is we're so nothingnesses with some form of a conciousness

Pretty hard. As a matter of fact, the Grand Canyon was formed from me headbutting it. Not through slow erosion, no no. ohh so THATS how it happened... i was under the impression that some nameless god-being must have made it. erosion..? whats that? your head must be at least half as hard as mine, i tripped on a stray bannana peel and hit my head on a rock this one time... i stood up and saw a big plume of ash. then a bunch of naked islanders running around screaming something about crack in their toes. what a strange day that was...

Holy Crap in a wooden sided station wagon!

A+ for medical science...