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Pastor breaks wind on people to 'heal' them

By T.K. Randall
March 21, 2021 · Comment icon 10 comments



Not everyone is enthused by the pastor's methods. Image Credit: sxc.hu
A congregation pastor in South Africa has a rather unusual way of healing and blessing his attendees.
Over the years there have been faith healers who claim to be able to cure injuries and illnesses with a simple touch of the hand, but until now we've never heard of one whose primary tool is flatulence.

According to reports, Pastor Christ Penelope of SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries in Siyandani Village, Giyani possesses the rather unusual ability to heal people by farting on them.

Witnesses claim he delivers his divine power while sitting or standing on top of them.

Not everyone however approves of his unorthodox ways.

"When we come to church it's because we need prayers, not to be farted on," one man told The Daily Sun. "What the pastor has been doing isn't right."
"That's not what I signed for," one woman said. "I needed prayers not fart."

According to the man himself, however, his actions have been misinterpreted.

"I don't fart on people - I heal people," he said. "The people saying all those things weren't true. They hear of things and believe them."

Other pastors and religious leaders have since condemned his unusual methods.

"This is wrong. Nowhere does God say sit on people and they will be healed," said Pastor Jacob Sibiya. "Pastors should practice what's in the Bible, not what they think is in there."

Source: Lad Bible | Comments (10)


Recent comments on this story
Comment icon #1 Posted by Matt221 2 years ago
I think i'll stick to doctors,nurse's and hospitals
Comment icon #2 Posted by jethrofloyd 2 years ago
He could team up with that NYC ‘artist’ who sels his a year’s worth of farts.
Comment icon #3 Posted by The Wistman 2 years ago
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Comment icon #4 Posted by ouija ouija 2 years ago
More fool his parishioners for allowing him to do that. Why hasn't he been defrocked?
Comment icon #5 Posted by Stiff 2 years ago
Possibly due to the smell?  
Comment icon #6 Posted by HandsomeGorilla 2 years ago
Didn't South Park do this? 
Comment icon #7 Posted by Twin 2 years ago
He was probably Frocked by a con-artist. There is no one to who wants to touch that (sit-uation).
Comment icon #8 Posted by South Alabam 2 years ago
"Forgive me farter, for I have sinned."
Comment icon #9 Posted by godnodog 2 years ago
For those who claim that the Church doesn´t give a chait about you, well now that´s not exactly true is it?
Comment icon #10 Posted by Overdueleaf 2 years ago
if only I could somehow harness this power and bestow it upon my dog...i would be healed of all my ailments!!!  


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