Weird 100-year-old Christmas wishes revealed

Dear Santa: I want a circular saw, 24 linen handkerchiefs, and some bananas. Don't fall down the chimney like you did last year. your loving boy, Luis

Indiana1906

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 11, 2018

Santa, Just bring me the same things as my brother Joe, only more of them and better. I live at the same place as he does. Guy

Oklahoma1901

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 24, 2018

Dear Santy, Please don't come like you did last year and crack my fingers. I want a monkey that runs up a string. Claude Glase

Pennsylvania1895

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 18, 2018

Dear Santa: Mama says your rain deers are dead and your wagon is broke. But Santay, you can come to the depot and somebody will bring you to our house. Myra

SouthCarolina1914

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 14, 2018

Dear Santa, I want a little milk wagon, a clown and elephant, and some candy, nuts and fruit. I cut my finger end off and it hurts so bad. Me and Boots Tally were playing with the lawn mower, but we are good boys so come see us. Louie

Mississippi 1911

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 17, 2018

Dear Santa: Just bring me everything that you can get your hands on. Be sure not to forget. Well, that is all I want. Alice

Texas1900

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 16, 2018

Dear Santa, You better bring me what I want or when I see you I will take your head off. Hoping to get my stuff. Your loving kid, Hexie Bunsclos

Indiana1910

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 23, 2018