The funniest last words in history

I can't just now remember the source or who it was, but before being hanged, and asked if he had any last words, the man said calmly, "Remind the tailors to knot their thread before they make the first stitch."

Don't shoot, don't shoot: Gaddafi's last words! Yeah, right! That will happen...

"Where in the hell did all of these Indians come from," General George Armstrong Custer.

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees!" Emilano Zapata, right hand man of Poncho Villa. Compared to what Villa's last words were: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

Voltaire has the best, by far. When asked, on his death bed by a preist if he would forsake the Devil, he replied "my dear man, given my current state, I dont think thats a terribly good idea" then died. brilliant. Or a French noble killed in the revolution whos final words, upon reading his death warrant were "my my, I seems you've made three spelling mistakes".

“Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies." Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.

Wonderful post SW, lovin it !!

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. ~Humphrey Bogart~

The Lone Ranger looked up from the valley and noted the front of Indians getting into position along the ridge that surrounded the valley and he said, "Tonto, I think we are in trouble." Tonto replied, "Who is 'we' View: kemo sahbee?"* __________ * Ke-mo sah-bee (pronounced /?ki?mo?'s??bi?/; often spelled kemo sabe or kemosabe) is the term of endearment used by the intrepid and ever-faithful fictional Native American sidekick, Tonto, in the very successful American radio and television program The Lone Ranger. (The phrase is sometimes also used by the Lone Ranger himself.) It is sometimes tran... [More]

Henry David Thoreau did not want a priest at his bedside as he lay dying. He opposed organized religion, but was a spiritual man. Someone summoned a priest nontheless, who quietly asked Thoreau, "Have you made your peace with God?" And Thoreau is said to have replied, "I was not aware that we had ever quarreled." Not sure if it was his last words, but well worth repeating. Nah, Thoreau's last words were 'Moose. Indian.' I like Walt Whitman's: 'Hold me up, I want to sh**'. Poignant.